if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying


am i the only one who waits like a few minutes before answering a text so i don’t look like i was waiting or


Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven


anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”


its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply