bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

foulings:

am i the only one who waits like a few minutes before answering a text so i don’t look like i was waiting or

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply